On April 26th, the brilliant Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and the author of “A Brief History of Time,” Stephen Hawking will be taking one small step towards realizing his dream of flying in space one day.

Stephen Hawking’s blurbs:

“As someone who has studied gravity and black holes all of my life, I am excited to experience, firsthand, weightlessness and a zero-gravity environment,” Hawking said Thursday in a written statement released by Zero Gravity. “I am thankful to Zero Gravity Corp. for making this experience available to the general public, especially for disabled individuals.”

Found on: Stephen Hawking’s Myspace page

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The great David Cross tackles the question that’s on all of our minds.

Watching last week’s “Project Runway” finale, I thought for sure that they were going to rob Jeffery Sebelia from showing at Olympus Fashion Week, all because of some hubbub another contestant started, but justice was served and not only did Jeffery Sebelia show at Olympus but he won the 3rd season of Bravo’s runaway hit show.

Jeffery’s blurbs:

fashion fag daddy da baby boy tattoo taurus freak free
friend disco rock punk raggae hippy scum homeless dirty
nasty huge acid shrooms dope sugar clean arrogant dead

Jeffery deserved to win, not only for his in-your face “I’m a f***king rockstar, so you should be a f***ing rockstar” line he presented but for the way he carried himself throughout the entire seasson; yeah he pissed people off and yeah, he told certain contestants what he thought of them, but that’s Punk-Rock Karma in a nut-shell: be true to yourself, fight for what you believe in and in the end, it’ll pay off.

Found on: Jeffery’s Myspace page

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Back in 2004, Jay Maynard, aka, “The Tron Guy” became an overnight celebrity when he made a guest appearance on the late-night talk show “Jimmy Kimmel Live” created and hosted by Jimmy Kimmel.

TTG’s blurbs:

I’m really busy at the moment setting up my new server, and of course, making all my “celebrity” appearances, so I apologize if the site is a little scruffy at the moment. I just wanted to get it set up quickly so that I could start making as many online myspace friends as possible.

When he’s not busy setting up Linux servers or programming IBM mainframes, you can find Jay “The Tron Guy” Maynard working on his new Myspace page, parlaying on his 15 minutes of fame and making new friends — what’s next, some guy dressed up as an Elvis Stormtrooper?

Found on: TTG’s Myspace page

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Brian Poshen is that guy that plays that guy on TV.

Regardless of what guy he plays, he’s always funny as hell and he makes me laugh out loud each and every time — plus, he likes METAL but not the new shit!

Brian’s blurbs:

I’m that one guy from TV. I’ve also been in movies, mostly bad ones. I’m not counting COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Sarah Silverman’s JESUS IS MAGIC or The Devil’s Rejects (being involved with that was a horror nerd’s dream). Cool people say I’m funny. Just look at my comments. What else?? I like sleeping. Pot makes me high. I’ve seen more car crashes than most people. I love Skid Row, the band - not the old timey place.

Found on: Brian’s Myspace page

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There’s been an escape from the planet of the BAPES, I repeat, there’s been an escape from the planet of the BAPES!

I’ve been rockin BAPE gear forever now, yes, way before Pharrell started wearing BAPE BBC tees on MTV and way before all the bootleg stuff started showing up at swap-meets across the country…don’t get me started.

Anyway, I was at a party the other night and someone asked me who started this cultural phenomenon and I told him, it’s a dude named “NIGO“. You mean JIGGA he replied back with a puzzled look on his face…ah, no, NIGO (too late) - now totally enamored with himself and his answer, he started into “jigga who, jigga what?” - yeah, that’s him.

NIGO’s blurbs:

I never set out to become Japan’s hottest fashion designer or an internationally famous arbiter of style, or to show young people how to rebel without losing their cool. But the fact that I am now one of the most influential movers and shakers of our generation does not strike me as particularly odd either. In fact, I focus on my passions, rather than on society’s expectations, as the secret of my success. I never planned too far ahead, wearing a T shirt and jeans plus two necklaces and a giant watch dripping with hip-hop quantities of bling. I just tried to do what I love and create the things that I wanted to create — I LIVE IN MY OWN WORLD

As long as there ignorant fools like the one I met at that party, I think I’ll be rockin my BAPEs for awhile longer - yay yay!

Found on: Nigo’s Myspace page

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What do I do with my robot girl?

This age old question has been debated on forum boards and in IRC chat rooms for decades now and for millions of Otakus out there, it’s a very serious problem.

Lucky for all us, EMO grindcore master, “Mochipet” just pulled a Dr. Phil to shed some light on this taboo subject.

His new track tittled: “Ellen Allien - Robot Girl” featuring Ellen Allien on his new album “Donkey Disco” helps to expose the inner “robotic” demons and the turmoil that many in the Otaku community have to deal with — all along, raising some much needed awareness.

Mochipet’s blurbs:

Born in Taiwan R.O.C. to rocket scientist father and kindergarten teacher mother, David Wang (a.k.a. Mochipet) did not get his start in music until the age of 15, when the urge of metal guitar overtook him in Livermore California. Rocking through a set of 2 in speakers and a cheap stiletto six-string, David Wang conjured up the forces which began his music adventure.

So what do you do with your robot girl? Well, Mochipet may not have the answer you’re looking for but what he does have are fat beats, hypnotizing samples and a great track and new album you have to get.

Found on: Mochipet’s Myspace page

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I’ve been a “Myspace” friend and admirer of Kai and his music for a long time now. He recently sent out an email asking his friends to support him get voted as one of DJ Mag’s top 100 DJs, I voted for him and so should you!

Here’s the email:

Hey everyone,

Just asking for your support this year with the DJ Mag top 100 voting. As you may know, this is THE DE FACTO popularity contest that can literally determine a DJs career for the next few years!

If you’d like to drop me support please vote “KAI YING” (or even to be doubly sure “Kai” in the 2nd box). Last year most of my votes went to Kai Tracid so I want to avoid that problem this year.

Link to vote is below

link to vote KAI YING for DJ Mag top 100

Thanks!
-Kai

Kai’s blurbs:

I don’t really hate Liam, quite the contrary, I think he’s an amazing photographer and his photos speak for them self.

Here’s how Liam decribes his work on his Myspace page:

Raw, dark, melodic, uneasy; People describe my work in these ways but I tend to stay away from keeping a certain style, I use what is around me rather then introducing a studio enviroment into the location I work with flickering yellow hasey light bulbs buzzing away at 60 watts casting a dark light upon my subjects colour is vital in my work but yet find the character of black and white intriguing.

This young man is bound for big things but don’t take my word for it, hit up his website ihateliamowen and judge for yourself.

Found on: Liam’s Webpage

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