When it comes to ingenuity, Myspace user “awenit” has some major game… yeah, yeah, yeah, you’re probably saying to yourself, what’s the big deal, I’ve seen tons of people whoring out their Myspace page for cash — true, but how many of them have done it being totally honest?

AWENIT’s blurbs:

So Ryan quit Myspace and there’s a spot left over in my top friends and I can’t decide who to pick. See my profile at www.myspace.com/aewint

Good reasons to be my top friend:
-My other top friends are pretty nice, so it’s inferred that you’re nice also
-Previous top friends have included Kevin Federline and several strangers
-I am friendly
-My blog has Courtney Love’s new year’s resolutions and a list of reasons why “Wind It Up” by Gwen Stefani sucks, and also some stories about how i keep accidentally exposing myself to this girl at work
-I never say OMG, LOL or use emoticons

Reasons that it’s not such a good idea:
-I’m not famous
-It’s not like I have 1000 friends or something and my profile is some treasure trove of hot babes. It is more like a tiny amazing pocket of hot babes
-I don’t have any sexually suggestive pictures

As of this post, the auction has over 20 bids, the high bid is currently at 51.00…that’s a lot of beer money.

Found on: ebay auction

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